Wut?

i is a 20 fem from NZL. yee
askbox?

“

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(Source: afrorevolution)

psych2go:

For those with anxiety.

(Source: bang)

unsouring:

person: what do you do in the plane when you skydive?
me: you fall out, boy

ultrafacts:

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reblog if you are BISEXUAL, SUPPORT BISEXUAL PEOPLE, or REALLY HATE DONALD TRUMP

relientsk:

All of the above

breakingbadfriends:

Heisenberg by Rayaan Cassiem / DeviantArt / Facebook / Twitter / Instagram

(Source: kogaionon-blog)

ray-winters-sings:

Chris and I have a baby now. Still needs a name!

babyryanross:

someone: hey u wanna read this fic that ruined me
me, at high volume: IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR SUFFERING

(Source: turnoffthelights)

The signs as headlines

unicagem:

Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces

bonkai-kingdom:

pr1nceshawn:
Things from my childhood kids today might know nothing about.
NOSTALGIA

(Source: uhhhimakestuff)

I work at a swim school and we occasionally have birthday parties. I over hear a conversation one of the kids had with their mom

peaceloveandsexx:

eliaoko:
Hears conversation between a mom and daughter who is like 6.
Mom: Looking at news article on phone about Sam Smith**
Girl: Mommy why is Sam Smith kissing a boy?
Mom: it’s because he’s gay honey.
Girl: Mommy what does gay mean?
Mom: Like girls like boys, it’s when boys like boys.
Girl: Oh….well why can’t girls like girls?
Mom: They can they’re called lesbians.
Girl: lessions?
Mom: No, Les-Bee-Ens.
Girl: Oh Okay,….can I be lesbian?
Mom: Sure, only if you feel that way, why?
Girl: Cuz there’s this girl name katey and she’s really really pretty like prettier then Elsa.
Mom: PRETTIER THAN ELSA?!?!
Girl: Yeah, I want her to be my girlfriend.
Mom: Okay, wait…what about that other kid you liked, that boy named Jimmy.
Girl: I don’t like Jimmy anymore, I only said that cause I thought I didn’t have anymore options but boys.
Mom: *starts dying laughing*
Me *starts dying laughing*
how you should raise kids

(Source: fkaeros)

handxofxspite:

cheapogrosso:
I got pissed on twitter today. what else is new.
This girl is so important

kastland:

parenting